J.LOG

:: once upon a time there was a girl named jenn ::

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

bizzarre avatars

AND AVATAR?!

Just one of the many cool reasons to switch to Yahoo! Messenger!

Thas me!














You can prolly guess the others...


Sunday, February 26, 2006

You Too-b

Today im bored and surfing other people's blogs (did i just say 'SURFING' blogs!! ewww that was soo 1999!) has just gotten a little more interesting. But while watching some You-Tube videos on lisa's site I caught on to this guy's home made series called Ask a Ninja .

Now all you antisocial - err hrrmm.. i mean - net-savvy people out there may have already heard of this and it's prolly sooo 5 min ago, but I found his shit kinda funny (in an endearing sorta way! aka i could see some people i kno doing this too!). And note I FOUND it! aka NO one told me about it! woo hoo.. im a discoverer!! (please dont ruin it for me)

But then I found he also has a blogger account, so that makes him even cooler!
Check it out. The Ask A Ninja blog.

Also this gives me some ideas about whether i should post up this music video i made a while ago... hmmm...??
or maybe i should save myself (and the reputations of others) from the embarrassment? Guys? team ASE? should i post it??

nah dint think so.

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Ambassador of Canada, born in Toronto, working in Ottawa, translating southern US slang

Being up here in Ottawa, I learned a few new words (thanks to my new american amigo PJ Clark)

LUSH - n. the party person in your crew that drinks a lot
You're a lush. (i.e. Jenn, you're a lush)

DISCO NAP - n. a nap that clubbers, in particular the disco/house kids, take before they start dancing the night away (or in between songs to regroup when they are tired from dancing?).. basically a nap that's 20 min long but s'pposed to feel like a few hours worth of sleep.
synonyms: power nap

GEORGIA RED CLAY - n. some red playdough-like clay that comes from Southern Georgia.
She's as dumb as a ball of georgia red clay


Also some cool facts:
-milk does the body NO good
(ameya can explain this pretty well... ask him)
-Boxing day is a canadian thing... Other people call it 'The Day After Christmas'

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Sore loser but hey I DON't get mad easily...

[name left unmentioned] says:
it seems that u r mad with me or not in good mood to chat...that's why u don't want to chat with me.

hahahahahah lol! sorry this was too funny I had to post it.

The extent of my bad MSN replying has made people think I am some sort of pissed off beeotch...

In addition to bad MSN etiquette, my potty mouthed-ness and poor sportsmanship from my last entry has earned me several critical comments, including one that told me I was a sore loser!

Alright...so everyone has their bad days!! gimme a break!! (i just needed to vent)

breathe in. breathe out. don't kill people.

Friday, February 17, 2006

Losing sucks!!!

I'm on a friggin losing streak this whoolee weeK!! arrghh i hate losing... HATE it!! :
but oh well.. its not like i'm playing any worse.. but I guess I could be playing better since everyone else seems to be...

It's all good tho! tis the weekend and there's SNOW!!! gonna get drunk off my arse after work today and after I play another game and WIN!!!

but the only thing that bothers me more than losing is when someone else pities my losing streakedness and lets me win... like some sort of dumb pity win! That shit kills me!

fuck it.
damn fooz is taking over my day.

Sunday, February 12, 2006

drunky munny majic pt.1

BEHOLD...

the initial makings of my munny (which btw does not have a name yet so any suggestions would be FABULOUS!)

The surgery begins ... Karen cuts him open... MUNNY WANTS HIS HEAD BACK!

Then I used the drummel for the first time to sand it!


When I asked the no named munny whether it was feeling ok after the surgery it said... Cheerfully yes!




Look it's a TOP HAT!!!


Isn't he adorable!? The idea is for him to be a drunken monkey magician! I think this is GREAT! Thanks to K.Chow the handy woman~~ WOO HOO!

next step... making the hat & designing the face/body/etc

stay tuned...

Saturday, February 11, 2006

back from the boat

home sweet home.

I just came back from my mother-daughter cruise. Very interesting to say the least. Spending so much time with mama lo, I was very impressed with the fact that we didn't fight once!! I think we both had a really good time tho. Really relaxing.

Some new/cool things I did:
-go horseback riding
-learn how to fold towel animals
-made drinking friends by myself!! (i've never actually went into a bar by myself but I DID IT!! and it was fun)
-take a bus into Miami and go exploring with my mom
-got a tan in february






Sunday, February 05, 2006

Hello kitty!

My aunt kitty was looking over my shoulder as I started writing this blog. So as you can see, the start of this blog is a bit uhh... awkward... [and yes her name really is kitty].

For some reason I can't write blogs properly when people are looking over my shoulder. Actually I prolly can't do anything properly that way.

Okay so enough about my aunt kitty and weird privacy issues... on to bigger and BETTER things!
Breakfast in Miami tommorrow,
Sun tanning out in 20C weather in the afternoon...
Chillin with my mommy on a boat far, far away from here...

Ahhh. I can't wait.
That is the near future. This is the near past...

My weekend: Pretty hype I must say.

I got my haircut in a space candy store and you know what they did a pretty good job! The brilliant outcome was not only due to the fact that the hair dresser could speak english but to the moral support I received :)
Then we went out for my best friend Jackie's barfday. Though she didn't puke like she should have, she looked like she was having a great time. I was too. CONGRATS JACKIE!! :D

Oh and I also tried alcoholic bubble tea! For those of you who know my weird obsession with mixing drinks, you may recall my long overdue idea of mixing alcohol with bubbly tea. Well.. I did a mix of mint sherbet tea, bailey's and creme de cacao. It was pretty good until I went a lil overboard with a good thing... then i got real sick.

lessons learned: Don't go get your haircut at a foreign space candy store without chris kong. Always add 1 part alcohol to 4 parts bubble tea and you'll be straight ;)